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No worries. Pretty funny stuff, and remarkably consistent.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
I must have spent an hour laughing my ass off at the hotchickswithdouchbags.com...Thanks for an hour of silliness!


written by kymbos  | 1 week 5 days ago | CH
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CHOGGIE


written by deathcow  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Probably way too late, but here's a way to get educated on the type of douchebag described in the video: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Representative of a certain type of douchebag??

I don't understand-I consider most of the people on VS who have labeled others douchebags to be authentic douchebags themselves. Help a brother out. Is there a solid set of parameters which makes codification simpler?
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/424/flowchartho5.jpg
^this diagram did not help.



written by kymbos  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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I thought it was a simple point, really. If he had down voted without watching the clip, people would be up in arms over it. Since it was a "positive" rules violation instead, nobody cares.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
This heroin doesn't seem to get me off. Then why did you shoot up?
Why do you use a fork to eat your gelatin? It glows better that way.
Why do you scratch your dog's back instead of his ears? Because he's hungry for Kittenchow.

Why respond to a statement eliciting simple, human interaction with a smart-ass question?

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
Then why'd you vote for it?

In reply to this comment by ant:
Video doesn't seem to play for me.



written by xxovercastxx  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks, choggie. It's been a crazy trip. When are you losing those cuffs?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
good luck with your film, pardner
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Kronos sees it every night.



written by blankfist  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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thanks for the heads up

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Hey rottensack-You might wanna promote yer call for marinegunrock's whereabouts post-especially because his pal Little Red came in to update the world on his situation and made me feel all warm and tingly by mentioning my nombre, hombre.
http://www.videosift.com/talk/MachineGunrock-update-please



written by rottenseed  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Thanks for the idea.

http://www.teevirus.com/design/The-Pragmatic-Optimist

In reply to this comment by choggie:
That's a T-shirt, Jose'..


written by lucky760  | 3 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Robert-Anton-Wilson-Language-Reason-and-Reality


written by schmawy  | 3 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Ok. That helps.

I don't speak omniswahili (you from Lesotho?).

In reply to this comment by choggie:
It means that the YT crowd answered the question of Thai or Chinese-The bag o' suds??...the detergent package in the viddy-My statement about the veracity and enthusiasm of information given on both sites I compared to that of a fan...y'know, like a baseball fan.
Some baseball fans have brains fulla stats, others have the stats and a passion for a particular player. If you let one loose on wikipedia or You Tube, they might just plug in some slanted information. Trying to decipher my babble can be difficult-I have a tendency to free-associate and speak in om Omniswahili.

In reply to this comment by Throbbin:
What on earth does this mean?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
the bag o' suds reads USA.....YT users say its Thai...the fervor of YT comments are not unlike that of a fan of a particular subject on Wikipedia-good bet it's Thai-



written by Throbbin  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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What on earth does this mean?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
the bag o' suds reads USA.....YT users say its Thai...the fervor of YT comments are not unlike that of a fan of a particular subject on Wikipedia-good bet it's Thai-


written by Throbbin  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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It's like 1984 meets Minority Report on acid. Nice work, man

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Hey king candy-I made a new one-take viddy over to the youtube site....go check it out if you dare or care.....I am rather proud of it in a Roger Corman sorta way...

"The key to good film-making is in the star, the couch, and a schedule at least no more than a few days time from screenplay to the can" -Choggie Kendall



written by rasch187  | 3 weeks 6 days ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks for trying. Love that movie.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
*promote


written by rasch187  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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check it oot: http://www.videosift.com/video/Americanface-Part-One


written by EndAll  | 4 weeks ago | CH
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oooooo sparkly diamond ya got there, mister ~ scarlet letter dissappeared


written by laura  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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No sir, I don't need to rationalize my tendency to turn on the asshole when its turned lose on me and I am not selling anything-AGAIN-Perception-My delivery reflects a frustration, true, but what is the one law of love as you see it? Is it based on ones ability to or willingness to suffer a particular subject or dialog until it satisfies a personal fancy?
I don't need to watch a video when I understand the mechanics of the delivery and the reasons why some chose to express a mundane and simplified world view by letting some talking head they identify with through years of detrimental and unhealthy programming do it for them. The constant posting of news clips and editorials that tend to all say the same goddamn thing, is a redundant, unrealistic, uninspiring, and uncreative way of expressing one's point.
I DON'T NEED TO BE CONSTANTLY HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A POINT TO GET THE GYST! This describes the loop that some are in. A loop is a rut, a loop is a broken record, a loop takes you back to the same place over and over, and its a form of exhibitionism I detest. You see nothing but the "ravings of a retarded douchebag, because that is HOW YOU CHOSE TO REACT. I respond to bullshit as I see it with a similar methodology. My story does not change. Like a pitcher who has a particular set of strengths and styles of delivery, he rolls with what is handed him. Some batters are very predictable and can't adapt. I am lazy when it comes to trying to teach someone who is unresponsive sometimes, but I never tire in reminding the same over and over, with a view to finding some mutual understanding.
(choggie's response:)
Don't waste your brainpower on anything that does not suit your desire-RM represents in her livelihood for
me, someone who has sold her soul to the machine I despise. I could give a rat's as about her preferences, her sexuality, or her politics. She's a goddamn diversion, a puppet in the hands of a cancerous distraction for a nation of weak-willed, automatons. Again, MW, I don't need to be beat over the head with why FOX is a piece of shit news organization, and the same goes for MSNBC over any other. Major media, news, politics, are a broken, twisted mound of garbage, that shows no sign of doing anything but turning slaves into prisoners, into chum.

You don't like the user???.. I can live with that. Lazy would be to run and hide behind acerbic one-liners directed at a user and not the content of a user's posts. Admittedly, I have been guilty of the same, and probably will slip again. Ignore is the same beast as denial or self-indulgent public masturbation for me.

Douchbag? Check a mirror when letting fly with convenient labels.


written by choggie  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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I don't buy that bullshit for a second. You are simply rationalizing you assholery. If you were really trying to follow the "one law of love" you would be trying to share the truth of the world as you see it, and you can't do that with curses and unintelligible gobbledegook. You would have watched the video, and made clearly related points about why Rachel is no more newsworthy than the filth that Fox News spews. I might agree or disagree, but that conversation would be one motivated by respect for the humanity of your fellow sifters. As it stands, I see nothing but the ravings of a retarded douchebag, and that's sad because obviously that's not who you really are. It's just what we see when you are being lazy. And I don't want to waste my brainpower on it.


In reply to this comment by choggie:
I offer a rebuttal in the form of a response to your allegations and observations on this post. I am through with trying to enlighten folks through the limitations of the written word.
Those who have figured me out on this site are allies, those who refuse to try to understand continue to, to their detriment and frustration. The same people who would see me gone forever are the same who find it most comfortable in a room full of people who process and dispense information in a similar manner.

I could use charts and graphs and examples but why bother? What will it profit me to change anyone's mind about a particular issue....My issue is about PROCESS and the filters otherwise reasonable people use because of the way they have been programmed.
You may believe me, that in the real world, I am an incredible humanitarian and lover of diversity. I love "humans", just hate the way most are "being"....the majority are incredibly gullible, controlled, meat robots with no stake in or say over their environment or their livelihoods, evidenced here on VS, by save but a very few. The few that won't write, well, I appreciate them all the more when they do.

I thank you for the constructive critique, and you are right. I do tend to overstate my opinion in way too many or too few course words. My opinion on the matter of Rachel Maddow regardless of the particular spew she is engaged in??? She represents a most reprehensible outlet for information/diversion/control. I pity the masses for settling for such bullshit cloaked as valuable information. I pity her for selling out to the Machina Babylonica.

There is only one law that mankind need follow. That of Love. Love under will. The others are there to keep monkeys` from throwing shit out of trees.

In reply to this comment by MaxWilder:
Ya know, choggie, if you bothered to take two seconds to state your opinion in a clear and concise manner, people might be enlightened. But no, you wander through these virtual rooms, wild-haired and smelling of shite, mumbling and rambling incoherent obscenities. We see in the post above that you can write meaningful sentences if you choose to, which makes the other garbage all the more despicable.

If you are not here to share your opinions with people, (and your opinion about the usefulness of non-news distractions is completely valid) then why the fuck are you here? Are you just venting? Or are the rest of us supposed to wade through your typewritten spew in search of your true meaning?



written by MaxWilder  | 1 month ago | CH
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OH! Jam Cruise!!! Hahaha that was the one where a bunch of the passengers-to-be got busted with drugs at the dock a couple of years back. Yea, that story had me shiverin' as we were all bringing goodies on board. Luckily the security was a bit relaxed but we were nervous nonetheless.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Same theme-It is called JamCruise-live bands 24/7 and a lot of jam-sessions-great concept-

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pretty much. Not so much bands...more like DJs. Fun stuff. I'd never do a cruise any differently.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Is this the cruise with all the bands non-stop?? I saw a trophy viddy from someone who went if it is....Great thematic romp.



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