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Awesome image below courtesy of L to the A to the double N. Who knew they let cats into museums?

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Thanks! Farted.

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*quality NPR shit. I bet ya blankfist secretly donates money to PBS too.


written by blankfist  | 1 day 16 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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hahaha thanks for the douche frog.

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Hey rottenwhorerpictureseed, I love your latest collaboration with blankfist



Who knew blankfist had such a great rack? Sorry I missed your recent diamond acquisition. I'm sure your rock is a big hit at the glory hole. I honestly had intended to do the post myself, but I had other shit interfere with my Sift presence. I even shopped a picture for the occasion, but alas, it is a wee bit too late. Will you settle for a handjob from joedirt? I could smack him around a little bit, just for you.



written by rottenseed  | 2 days 17 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Dude...I'm so sorry.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/25624618@N08/4041386566/


written by Lann  | 1 week 6 days ago | CH
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We can vote in Canada...I actually was voting for myself, but only when I wasn't signed in. Good to know. Props to your crops!


written by paulfromcanada  | 2 weeks ago | CH
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...would you like a digital response or something through snail mail?

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I'm no artist. I just do silly photoshops, like in this Sift Talk post. So I'll make you a Jedi.

The force will be with you, always.



written by Lann  | 2 weeks ago | CH
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Oh KP!!! I just laughed so hard I shed a little tear!!

I will pine away for you, and wait until Rottenseed has had his fill of dinosaur comics.


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You don't need to throw yourself at me over a little old *promote. I mean I know I'm sexy....



....but I'm already spoken for. Sorry, but that's the breaks. Your heart will go on!

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Thanks Love!

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*promote



written by inflatablevagina  | 2 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks Love!

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*promote


written by inflatablevagina  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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*cute

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written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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...uncle dad?

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Son?

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i always wondered what happened to my biological father...hmmm

sure explains a lot

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written by rottenseed  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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i always wondered what happened to my biological father...hmmm

sure explains a lot

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written by rottenseed  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Thanks. I needed a good jerk.

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written by blankfist  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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THank you KP!!

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*promote


written by Fusionaut  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Thanks mate!

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*scifi *promote


written by maatc  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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lol

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Amen. Now just make the shit legal across the board. Marijuana use is safer than alcohol use. When people get drunk the streets are filled with drunk drivers. When people get high the streets are filled with pizza delivery dudes.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Thanks man, I owe you a few promotes now.

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*promote *politics *law


written by Duckman33  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Hey Kp! That turned out to be great timing, I arrived in time to be vote number 10!

My mother told me a story, when she was about 20, circa 1960, her and her sister would have to walk home from work past a building site and all the lads would whistle and cat call etc. So they mentioned this at home and my grandmother had a word with the foreman.

Next day, as they walked past the site, 40 or 50 guys were all positioned on the scaffolding waiting to sing "I'll tell my ma, when I go home....". My mam said they had a hard time keeping a straight face until they were out of sight!

I always think of that story when I hear that song


written by moodonia  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Thanks for the quality, homeslice!

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This still makes me laugh. *quality


written by blankfist  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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I want those statues...

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I've had that picture for a few years now, and no longer recall where I found it. Probably at goatse.

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...dude what is that picture from?



written by rottenseed  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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wtf kind of boxed cereal have you been eating?

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You're most welcome. And I wish I could remember where I got that picture, but unfortunately I don't. Maybe a box of cereal.


written by Lann  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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JiggaJonson: I recently recieved a new HD monitor and im kind of a stickler about settings
JiggaJonson: but i cant get it just right
dotdude: he got a two week ban in August of 2009 - then he goaded for a permanent one too
dotdude: I may be artsy, but the tech I'm not good at
JiggaJonson: well if i wanted to calibrate my monitor so i have a good contrast/color ratio ??
JiggaJonson: any ideas?
JiggaJonson: i've searched and looked at color bars while adjusting
dotdude: probably better off asking some other folks - check regulars on the Geek channel

can you help?


written by JiggaJonson  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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